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+;;; fun/doom-quit/config.el
+;;
+;; A silly module that prompts you with messages when you try to quit, like DOOM
+;; did. Some quotes are taken from Doom's quit-message list, others are random,
+;; nerdy references that no decent human being has any business recognizing.
+
+(defvar +doom-quit-messages
+  '(;; from Doom 1
+    "Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast!"
+    "Let's beat it -- This is turning into a bloodbath!"
+    "I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse."
+    "Don't leave yet -- There's a demon around that corner!"
+    "Ya know, next time you come in here I'm gonna toast ya."
+    "Go ahead and leave. See if I care."
+    "Are you sure you want to quit this great editor?"
+    ;; Custom
+    "(setq nothing t everything 'permitted)"
+    "Emacs will remember that."
+    "Emacs, Emacs never changes."
+    "Hey! Hey, M-x listen!"
+    "I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With lemons!"
+    "It's not like I'll miss you or anything, b-baka!"
+    "Okay, look. We've both said a lot of things you're going to regret..."
+    "Wake up, Mr. Stallman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
+    "You are *not* prepared!")
+  "A list of quit messages, picked randomly by `+doom-quit'. Taken from
+http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Quit_messages and elsewhere.")
+
+(defun +doom-quit (&rest _)
+  (if (doom-real-buffers-list)
+      (y-or-n-p (format "%s  Quit?" (nth (random (length +doom-quit-messages)) +doom-quit-messages)))
+    t))
+
+(setq confirm-kill-emacs '+doom-quit)
+